fatsexybitch:

lemonweenie:

catchymemes:

@catboysienna

Raptor Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort. Araptor Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in raptor mouth can trust raptor

avocadosalad:

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

Sometimes twitter be hitting

This is even funnier with context attached

emil:

okay king

purified-zone:

scotchtapeofficial:

justspilledcoffee:

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

cute puppy what breed is he

sideways

kaible:

succubused:

succubused:

queerphobe:

flat fuck friday

you know what day it is

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

spooky-nuke-shit:

saheeli-rai:

mtg-talk:

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.